Today we ask our dancers, “Do you think that the Obama health plan will lead to further privatization of essential services or will it follow the UK matrix and delineate self-supportive entrepreneurs?”


Angina – O who?


Brandy – No?


Charlie – If you compare it to the Canadian model and factor in an already-established base of providers, no.


Destiny – Van Halen?


Diamond – Yes?


Evaguline – Who told you to ask me? Brandy? Was it her? I’ll cut that bitch.


Fonda – You said there wasn’t going to be any math involved.



Nikki – It’s a cold sore, seriously. Will you get off my Back about it?


Precious – I don’t know, but it’ll cost you $25 more for bareback and it'll have to be at your place.


Trinity – It really doesn’t matter to me as long as the county keeps giving me my Depo shot every month. One more kid and my fucking uterus is going to fall out and that will be bad for business. Though, some of these freaks would be into that shit.

Anastasia and Anesthesia – Most probably